Nobody talks about Jesus' biggest miracle of still having 12 close friends in his 30s
The same people that made fun of me for my calculator watch in high school are now wearing Apple watches.
I have a lot on my plate right now. Not busy, just hungry.
I don't understand people that say hurtful things like "Want to go for a run?" or "Hey, try this kale!"
Xyuppi
So many people are obsessed with vampires these days. Who needs vampires when a mortgage and a job are enough to suck the life out of you?
I was disappointed to learn that ‘landlady’ isn’t the opposite of a mermaid.
Xyuppi
You know you truly accomplished something in your life when your school has to make a new rule because of something you did.