Xyuppi
This Donut-Scented Car Air Freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over.
Florida
If you're looking for the wrong answers, you have come to the right place
Xyuppi
I've been waiting all winter to complain about the summer heat
If our son ever decides he wants to play sports, I'll sign up to be his coach. It's important that he knows that I'll swear at other kids too.
I believe that if you love something, you should let it go. This is why you should never let me hold your baby.
Florida
Thought I'd go back through and delete some of what I think are pretty idiotic status updates... Can I have your password?
Florida
Whenever you're feeling down and in the dumps, just remember...the rest of us have been feeling that way about you too!