Novell
I went to the gym this morning. It was my 2nd time GO ME! The first time I signed up. The second time I renewed.
I don't always look things up on my phone, but when I do it's to prove people wrong.
Do Starbucks employees take coffee breaks?
Robert Zunick
Am I the only one who thinks the Pringles guy and Monopoly guy are related?
The baby gets really annoyed when I try to undress him. He gets that from his mother.
Coffee grinders feel like a bad idea. Should I really be operating a spinning blade machine before I've had my coffee?
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.