I wish I could have the Price Is Right audience around whenever I’m making important life decisions.
Novell
Be nice to people on your way up so they won’t get suspicious when you’re rich and you invite them to your island to hunt them for sport.
Novell
I see subway employees are still having their “how much lettuce can you fit on a sandwich” contest.
Novell
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday. Usually either Nestle or Captain.
I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.
To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
The friend-zone is the only place that has more deflated balls than a patriots game.