I'm right 98% of the time. Who cares about the other 3%?
I kind of like it getting dark so early because it gives me a great excuse to just stay inside and watch TV.
If you don't pay your exorcist on time you might get repossessed.
As funny as it might be, It's never polite to yell "Tuba Lesson!" Before farting.
Hyperbole is my favorite literary device, I use it like 600 billion times a day!
What idiot called it Adderall instead of Accomplish Mints?
Cyberbilly
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish and he'll become a prince.