We grow up having others' opinions of right and wrong pushed onto us: parents, society, iPhone autocorrect.
Not sure what age it happened, but I have officially gone from a Stud Muffin to a Bran Muffin.
Pizza is like sex, even when its bad its still pretty good.
The problem with sound advice is it's usually 99% sound and 1% advice.
Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I married my wife.
I don't understand why cars honk at me when the red hand is obviously telling to stop.
I'd start watching the news, but I feel like I'd be lost if I didn't begin with episode 1.