Pro tip: When traveling, choose your rest stops wisely. I just had to explain to my 8 year old what, "ribbed for her pleasure" means.
I know I'm not the only one who does the Carlton dance every time I hear the song "It's Not Unusual".
If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road.
Jokes about dyslexia are as easy as A, C, B.
Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets.
I'm like the dollar bill that the Coke machine won't accept. Nothing wrong with me. Just been in circulation too long.
Those annoying subscription cards that fall out of magazines are the earliest forms of pop-up ads.