Kristian Alekov
My knee just cracked so loud that I half expected it to glow in the dark.
Xyuppi
The only blizzard conditions I am interested in are from Dairy Queen.
I replaced my rooster with a duck. Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.
Florida
I’m getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand
I'm pulling my money from the stock market and investing it in "bounce houses." They have fewer ups and downs and more stability.
If you hear me say, "mahna mahna" and don't respond with "Doo DOO, doo DOO doo," you suck at life.
I bet there'd be a lot more murders if we could see farts.