Florida
Feels like the whole country is on Maury waiting to find out who’s the father.
[inventor of teapot] “I want this water to scream."
ZYuppi
We can land a robotic remote control exploratory vehicle on Mars with exact precision, but I'm still struggling to get this vending machine to take my wrinkled dollar.
Xyuppi
It’s July and almost 100 degrees. Walmart should be putting out the Christmas stuff out any day now.
Xyuppi
I tried to use Beef Stew as my computer password but apparently it wasn’t “stroganoff”
Florida
Is it just me, or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?
I don't think it's fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming.