Xyuppi
You can't fight Destiny. Because if you try to fight Destiny, then you have to fight the bouncers and the rest of the strippers too...
Xyuppi
I asked the waitress for a quickie and she slapped me. The old woman next to me said, "It's pronounced 'quiche', dear."
So do we all have the same automatic spell checker? Or am I his only Facebook friend?
They shouldn't have named it a baggage carousel if they didn't want me to ride it.
Xyuppi
I use a blender to make protein shakes in my office every day. That way when I use it to mix up a pitcher of margaritas no one even notices.
ZYuppi
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
I don't know what I'd do without Facebook. But I'm sure it would be something more productive.