I don't get personal trainers. I've never been exercising and thought "man, I wish someone hot was criticizing me right now."
Xyuppi
I know it’s rain but I hate when my coworker tell me how many inches they got last night.
Xyuppi
If you get excited that jumping on the bed won't spill the wineglass on the other side, you're probably an alcoholic.
ZYuppi
First rule of Fast Food management: Always put the employee with the worst accent on the drive-thru.
Jon
I tried to remember the Macarena and wound up telling a deaf girl I screwed her husband.
Xyuppi
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those Taco Bell hot sauce packets.
A yawn is a silent scream for coffee