Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money.
If you have to guess what a commercial is selling, it's always perfume.
My neighbors listen to AC/DC at 6:00 every morning. Whether they like it or not...
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Meal prepping is basically eating a week's worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
Xyuppi
This year for Mother's Day, I'm going to make Mom feel 20 years younger by bringing her my laundry.