I just don't understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance. Is there something dirty about car insurance we should know about?
Cyberbilly
You know you are getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
If I was stuck on a desert island with only one record, I would want it to be the record for being able to swim the farthest.
Xyuppi
If anyone tells you, you have ADHD. Pay no attention.
I love how television has redefined the word 'marathon' to the exact opposite of physical exercise
Xyuppi
"You only live once" is also an equally compelling reason not to do something extreme or stupid.
After announcing our weight at birth, parents shouldn’t stop. If they announced it at every birthday, we’d all be a lot skinnier.