The fact that Google autocompletes all of my questions just reaffirms how unoriginal all my problems are.
Xyuppi
Sad news. The inventor of the snooze button has passed away. The funeral will be held at 8:00, 8:09, 8:18 and 8:27 am
RITTER726
Just saw a Victoria Secret commercial filled with sexy super models which boldly stated "Panties 30% off" I was excited until I realized it was a hoax! All those panties were 100% ON!
Xyuppi
To all the parents out there, think about the initials before naming your kids...my friend Patricia Michelle Smith will thank you.
Xyuppi
Every time I see an armored truck I want to rob it, but what's worse is I feel the same way every time I see a Bud Light truck
Xyuppi
I don't understand fast food. I've been eating it for years but I seem to be getting slower and slower.
I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday.