Novell
I wonder how many strangers have stories about me
Refrigerators should be clear so you can see inside without opening the door.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
If a Burger King married a Dairy Queen, they would probably live in a White Castle.
Cyberbilly
I'm not sure what my spirit animal is, but I'm sure it has Rabies.
Xyuppi
While everyone's been watching the Presidential debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.
Xyuppi
Voicemail should be renamed "messages from people over 40"