Robert Zunick
Question: What is the fear of chainsaws called? Answer: Common sense
Robert Ryder
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong.
Novell
If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
There’s so many people I’d love to get the silent treatment from
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
Me: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: What? I can't believe I'm just finding out now! Me: I know. I just found out too. Someone on the internet told me.
Novell
I’m in no shape to exercise.