Amigo
They should have cell phone chargers in waiting rooms instead of magazines.
How long have I been working here? Ever since they threatened to fire me.
In the interest of fighting the childhood obesity epidemic, I've decided to eat all of the Halloween candy that I bought.
Cyberbilly
I once dated a girl that was so bipolar that her mood ring acted like a strobe light.
Novell
Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t
I listen to the first 30 seconds of an accidental butt dial like I'm in an FBI surveillance van.
Novell
I’m what you would call “indoorsy”