Gold, frankincense and myrrh are Christmas gifts from men who clearly have no idea how to shop for a young boy.
After a night of drinking, there is only one thing I can't stand, and that's up.
Tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999. (I stayed in and watched TV then too)
Leron Tonge
There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”
What would happen to Pinocchio's nose if he said, "My nose will now grow"?
I am dyslexic, I walked into a bra
"You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" - No. I'd hit him with knuckles.