Nothing makes me feel quite like an idiot than when I find myself trying to highlight and copy text from a JPG.
Watching CNN. If you don't have varicose veins, hemorrhoids or excessive body hair, there's really no need to watch the commercials.
The Dr. wanted a mid-stream urine sample. I never imagined there could be layers.
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Pretty stoked the Tooth fairy doesn't exist. Some creep that sneaks into a kid's bedroom, while they sleep, for souvenirs is traumatizing.
If I had access to time travel, I'd use it to go back and cash in on some of those naps I was always refusing as a kid.
goldin
Does the term don't drop the soap in jail apply to women prisons?