Cyberbilly
Hitting the gym to relieve stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the person who caused it in the first place.
Cyberbilly
Self-Checkout lanes were invented by a guy who was sent out to buy tampons.
I understand the beautiful part, Cover Girl. But isn't "easy breezy" just another way to say "slutty and flatulent?"
More sad news from the music industry. Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today.
I'm still kinda pissed they never actually told us how to get to Sesame Street.
When you really want to slap someone, do it and yell "Mosquito!"
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in Doritos