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#17530
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AFTER ISOLATION..... Friend: Where's your husband? Wife: In the garden. Friend: I didn't see him. Wife: You need to dig a little.
Because of Covid-19, for the first time since 1945 the National Spelling Bee is cancil... cancul... cansel... it’s been called off.
#17579
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Xyuppi
My wife didn't order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we're okay.
It was Hope Hicks, in the Rose garden, with the virus
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Xyuppi
If your election lasts more than 48 hours, seek medical attention
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Kristian Alekov
The rest of the world is watching America like America watched Tiger King.
#17657
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Kristian Alekov
Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”
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