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#17360
Florida
Wanna know what living in Florida is like? Take a hot shower. Don't dry off. Put on all your clothes
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#17381
Maybe the Mayan world-ending prediction in 2012 was more of a suggestion
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#17400
Xyuppi
I sometimes have a hard time determining if my weekend is a break from the work week or if the work week is a break from my weekend.
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#17459
Florida
I can't find my "Gone in 60 Seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago.
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#17476
My grief counselor just died. I really don’t care. I guess we made progress.
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#17514
Xyuppi
9:00 pm is time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
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#17520
Gotta say that the class of 2020 outdid themselves with Senior Skip Day this year.
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