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"Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
Robots have been stealing jobs from people for years. Just ask the old house band from Chuck E Cheese.
I don't know what I would do without Facebook, but I'm sure it would be something more productive
I think people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit it.
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I bought a high definition TV because I felt the lack of resolution was affecting my ability to solve cases on CSI
I before E except after C has been disproven by science
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I always Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed Jingler.
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