It's just a matter of time before they add the word "Syndrome" after my last name...
Novell
Costco: The most expensive place in the world to save money.
Robert Ryder
I was ridding a horse yesterday & got thrown off; I thought I was going to die. Thank goodness the Wal-Mart greeter saw what happened & ran over to unplug it...
Novell
Cars need “sorry” lights people can activate when they do something stupid.
Robert Zunick
Everyone is telling me to follow my dreams!! So I went back to bed!
Novell
I wish my wallet came with free refills.
The reason swans mate for life is because they don't talk.