Amigo
There’s no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know.
I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
Cyberbilly
OK. Who called it Scientology and not Cruise control?
I once met a guy who was addicted to huffing brake fluid. He said he could stop any time.
Being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that'd work.
Laughter is the best medicine (that my insurance is willing to cover)