Hypochondriac: a person who’s determined to get their money’s worth out of a health insurance policy.
Dave Asten
I know my limits. I don’t pay any attention to them, but I know them.
On chilly nights the Amish use acoustic blankets.
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
I am never having kids. Everything they do is your fault...
No one has it worse than the duck that's allergic to gluten.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. So let's just agree now...