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You'd think after all these years that Warner Brothers would hire a speech therapist for Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Without ME, it's just AWESO.
I bet the guy who first used the phrase, "There's more than one way to skin a cat" was an awkward conversationalist. Just a guess.
You would think Dodge would be a ghost town by now, with all those folks wanting to get the heck out.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
The Trojans learned the hard way that you actually should look a gift horse in the mouth.
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