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Xyuppi
‪I need a tax person who’s not afraid of prison.
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Xyuppi
These GPA looking gas prices need to go. $3.80 is summa cum laude gas. I need some academic probation gas.
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Florida
Hormel Foods made its first batch of Spam in 1937. With everyone out shopping and hoarding food they announced they will be making their second batch later next week.
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Xyuppi
I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy I can't even close my suitcase!
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Kristian Alekov
Studies show the most expensive vehicle to operate is a Costco shopping cart.
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Florida
I'm at the age where my mind firmly believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body died in the Civil War.
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