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#17658
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Kristian Alekov
Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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Kristian Alekov
Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.
Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
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ZYuppi
If you need some help at Lowes and are being ignored, just get on one of their step ladders.
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