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#17658
Kristian Alekov
Me: [donating body to Science] Science: [donates my body to Goodwill]
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#17664
I'm a social vegan, I'm avoiding meets.
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#17669
So we are just letting March come back after the way it acted last year?
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#17671
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs are not one of them.
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#17682
Kristian Alekov
Although I can still party like an absolute rock star, it would appear that I cannot recover like one.
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#17692
Just got my first shot and going to get another one just as soon as I can get the waitresses attention.
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#17736
ZYuppi
If you need some help at Lowes and are being ignored, just get on one of their step ladders.
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