Kristian Alekov
If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck!
ZYuppi
If you like to make love while listening to music, always choose a live album. That way you'll get applause every 3 or 4 minutes.
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed?
Florida
People are so judgemental. I can tell by just looking at them.
ZYuppi
Black Friday is as close to the Purge as we will get in America...
Xyuppi
‪Roadside sobriety test are getting ridiculous. Last night I had to fold a fitted sheet .
Florida
Coronavirus won't last long, it was made in China.