I need a site like match.com but for tupperware lids.
A shark eating a human because it thought it was a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
I was Christmas shopping for a friend's daughter... I asked what she was into and he said "anything Frozen" So, I got her a bag of peas and some pizza rolls.
Xyuppi
When I'm not sleepy, I listen to some Chris Brown. That knocks me out right away.
Had a crazy dream last night that I was being chased through the woods by squirrels until I suddenly woke up and realized I must be a nut.
Xyuppi
I was thinking about going to Walmart for Black Friday but I couldn't find my pajamas.
I went to the house I grew up in and asked if I could have a look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so freaking rude...