Not only am I the master of suspense, but I
They say a dog is a man's best friend, but I don't even have enemies that will look me dead in the eye while pooping on my carpet.
Eveyn quintana
I hate when i don't forward a chain letter and die the next day
Cyberbilly
I came into this world kicking and screaming and covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way.
I'm officially naming my remote control "Waldo"
When you ex says "You'll never find someone like me again", reply "I sure hope not..."
Cyberbilly
I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him.