Amigo
No thermostat is as effective at regulating temperature as sticking a foot out from under the bed covers
Amigo
Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep
Amigo
I love sleep because its like a time machine to breakfast.
I knew a girl that used to run outside naked every New Years. Sadly this year that streak came to an end.
The sign said tipping appreciated. Yeah right, Waitress seemed pretty pissed when she got back up.
Cris
Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
Amigo
If you need some help at Home Depot and are being ignored, get on one of their step ladders