Xyuppi
The first rule of procrastination club will be covered in the next meeting.
Xyuppi
I am trying to get into the Christmas spirit but can't get the bottle open...
Xyuppi
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom just means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer
Xyuppi
A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
ZYuppi
Does anyone have a Volkswagen Beetle? Could I borrow it for an afternoon to drive around and count how many people I see punch one another?
Maybe muppets have such large, bulging eyes because someone's hand is always up their butt.
I just saw some idiot at the gym put a water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.