Don’t piss off old people. The older they get, the less ‘life in prison’ is a deterrent.
The Great Wall of China has brought more foreigners than it has kept out.
I believe in living every day like it's my last day, and on my last day, I plan to take it easy.
Zoning out is your brain’s way of saying “You look bored. Let me take you to a better place.”
Xyuppi
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Xyuppi
We were so poor that all we had for dinner was “helper”.