Novell
I used to have superpowers but the psychiatrist took them away
Novell
The fact that Burger King can sell you 10 chicken nuggets for $1.49 should concern you more than it should entice you.
Novell
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey.
Sorry I said "You'll Do" instead of "I Do" at our wedding.
Novell
A relationship without trust is like a cellphone without service, you just play games.
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me whispering "I love you" while they struggle to break free.