Kim Kardashian's marriage was shorter than the line of trick or treaters at Casey Anthony's house.
Whoever said, "You can't teach an old dog new tricks," hasn't met my dog. I told him to play dead and after five straight days he's still going strong.
Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family. Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family.
Just sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellant. Now he'll never have friends.
You never realize what you have till it's gone. Toilet paper is a good example.
Need an ark? I noah guy.
Kyle Kestler
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.