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Never let a medical procedure scare you. That's what the bill is for.
Why is "Pissed" an expression of being upset? I've never been so mad that I pee'd myself.
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This is the third time someone in Liam Neeson’s family has been abducted, they really need to stop leaving the house.
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I just got the results of my IQ test. It came back negative.
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Jack The Ripper would be a great name for a fitness trainer.
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I shook the vending machine until my chips fell, so yeah, I’m a hunter-gatherer
I saw a car with a New England Patriots sticker driving in front of me. I was tempted to follow and deflate the tires.
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