There's a nasty rumor going around that I start rumors.
I was just dishonorably discharged from Old Navy.
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
You know your getting old when your friends start getting pregnant on purpose.
The ultimate home security system is having crappy stuff.
I know alcohol is never the answer, but it's always my best guess!
4 out of 5 dentists recommend sugarless gum. That means 1 in 5 dentists has business sense.