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When I say "word to the wise", what I really mean is "word to the stupid."
I think it's kinda cool they knighted Sir Mix-A-Lot in the first place.
sick ob auto correct fiking up my tweets, terned it off.
A siamese twin fight: I'd pay to see that.
The last time someone told me I looked hot it was 102 degrees outside.
They look like God did a drum solo on their face with ugly-sticks.
"An eye for an eye" would make a world full of pirates.
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