Someone probably choked to death on food in the Death Star cafeteria and everyone thought it was Vader doing it.
Kristian Alekov
At some point, Subway convinced us all that it is ok to eat a whole loaf of bread in one sitting.
Xyuppi
As a kid my father used to hit me with his camera. I still get flashbacks
Joe and Kamala should run off to Vegas and get inaugurated without telling us.
Xyuppi
Just did my own taxes. I should be in jail by Friday
ZYuppi
Every McDonald's should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is broken.
ZYuppi
I have OCD and ADD. Which means everything has to be perfect, but not for very long.