The Dentist said I need a crown. Finally someone who understands me!
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds really fun if you don't know what either of those two things are.
Jon
Struggling to get your spouse's attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.
Xyuppi
I was drinking at a bar then I took a bus home. That doesn’t seems very odd to you but I’ve never driven a bus before
Can we just call the Chinese Corona Virus Kung Flu?
Quarantine tip: you never have to loosen your pants if you never wear any.
Calling someone a subpar golfer is very confusing.