I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable..... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
When an alien race conquers the Earth, the term "Human Resources" will sound a lot more terrifying.
Xyuppi
I’ve done terrible things for money. Like getting up early to go to work.
Xyuppi
To clarify: teachers are not "off for the summer", they are in recovery.
Xyuppi
I wish I was in a gang. I never know what to do with my hands when taking pictures.
Xyuppi
Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP necks from getting red.
ZYuppi
McDonalds should have a 3rd window where you can trade in all the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window...