One great thing about life before the internet was if you met someone, you didn't then have to know them the rest of your life.
I just want my house to be clean enough so that if someone drops by unexpectedly it doesn't look like we're six days into battling a poltergeist.
PizzaDr
If you eat doughnuts fast enough your Fitbit thinks you're walking.
Xyuppi
I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.
I'm pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It's just that most of them aren't snitches.
Xyuppi
My thoughts and prayers go out to all the people spending Christmas with family who voted differently than they did.
You know it's time to clean your screen when you start confusing dirt with punctuation.