Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag.
Xyuppi
All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or married.
I can cope with voices in my head but the voices outside my head drive me crazy.
Ironically, the mullet was probably created to STOP red necks.
They call cat people crazy but they're not the ones outside at 5AM putting fresh dog poop into little baggies.
Turns out the button on the elevator with the fireman’s hat on it is not the button for a free fireman’s hat.
My greatest fear is that PMS is fake and this is my real personality.