One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast.
Novell
Wifey says I should use the term "make love" instead of "f*ck.". What the make love is she talking about?
Robert Ryder
My mother always told me as a child that I should always treat other people how I would like to be treated. Now as an adult I’m facing sexual harassment charges. Gee, Thanks mom!
If you ever go camping be sure to bring along someone who has a good camera and can take good pictures. Bigfoot obviously avoids people like this.
Novell
I’m going to start telling women that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
Cris
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I'm reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
Novell
I’m always impressed when I can stump auto-correct