Amigo
I don't know if getting everything I want would make me happy, but the opposite is not working at all!
I'd rather spend 5 minutes reorganizing the dishwasher, than spend the 10 seconds it takes to wash the dish that doesn't fit.
Sylvester Stallone is looking more and more like a G.I. Joe action figure that has been put in the microwave on high for 20 minutes.
I don't think it's a coincidence that morning and mourning sound the same.
Better days are coming. They're called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Surround yourself with people who make you laugh until your abs hurt. That way you never actually have to work out.
I have always wanted to start a brand of Christian themed lollipops and call them Catho-licks.