Zombie kids are spoiled rotten.
The invention of the shovel must have been ground-breaking.
Cyberbilly
If you see a hot 16-year-old with a baby, does that mean she is a MILF or Jailbait?
Just saw the coolest magic trick at Qdoba! This guy turned 30 cents worth of rice and beans into $7.50
Dave Asten
I'm a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off all kinds of things all at once.
Dating tip: no one likes to be told, "Hey, you have a small penis." No one of either sex.
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?