I like to wear khakis and a red shirt to Target and when people ask I yell "Do I look like I freaking work here?
They say you should just be yourself in a job interview, but what if you actually WANT the job?
Flava Flav is sure going to be busy setting all his jewelry back one hour tonight.
The suburbs: Where they rip out trees, and name streets after them.
The ABC in ABC family should represent 'anything but condoms.'
If I wake up naturally and birds are chirping outside, I love it. When I wake up because of birds chirping, I wish I had a gun.
The secret of our marriage is chemistry. She's on Valium and I'm on Prozac.