ZYuppi
At the age of 91 we discovered two lumps in grandma's breast, we were so relieved the doctors discovered it was just her knees.
Cats always look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport.
Florida
Fuel prices are so high that I went to the car dealership and test drove 3 cars to run my errands.
I guess knife throwing isn't one of those "learn by doing" kinda things. I might be going to jail guys.
Sometimes I go bow hunting with my uncle and when we find two good ones we put my hair in pigtails.
Can we really afford another economic crisis? Can't we just use one of the old ones?
Life is what you make of it, and I plan to make fun of it.